The American Dream

looking for something that was long lost

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

(Source: gloomyteens, via alabamathunderpussy)

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

(via samblings)

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

(Source: the-fourth-kind, via wolframhart)

(Source: alfherwulf, via wolframhart)

godsandlittlefishes:

we could try renaming romeo and juliet “mercutio laughing at all these goddamn straight people” and see if anyone notices

(via loiakitten)

(Source: furfrou, via wolframhart)

(Source: memewhore, via wolframhart)

abbeyisacartoonfreak:

zogwargqueen:

zogwargqueen:

folie-a-deuxme:

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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Did you say yes

my response:

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tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y

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Romance in the 21st Tumblr century

(via wolframhart)

octobra:

are captchas getting harder or am I slowly turning into a robot

(Source: youtubeofficial, via wolframhart)

noseperiod:

this still fucks me up

noseperiod:

this still fucks me up

(Source: dickieman, via wolframhart)

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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(Source: vidarianvivisepulture, via alabamathunderpussy)

suburban-auschwitz:

lookin at the booty like

(Source: peteneems, via alabamathunderpussy)

chappaai-trekker:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

unless you have the reflexes of a baby deer, in which case, just hand over your wallet, piss yourself, curl up and cry until they leave.

chappaai-trekker:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

unless you have the reflexes of a baby deer, in which case, just hand over your wallet, piss yourself, curl up and cry until they leave.

(Source: deaglefifty, via alabamathunderpussy)

(Source: daftsosa, via alabamathunderpussy)

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

(via sweetandsassafrassy)