The American Dream

looking for something that was long lost

 

professoroakofficial:

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

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melkior:

send hELP

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kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

found itimage

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

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emergentfutures:

Paul Higgins: Really

This is what we are spending time and effort on?

wolfliving:

http://mashable.com/2014/07/20/bistro-smart-feeder-cat/

*With cat facial-recognition technology, you’re Fluffy’s Zuckerberg.

i want one for human children

titytwochainz:

ame0toko:

rinharu-trash:

Reminder that:

  • Mascots are terrible
  • they basically mock furries and otherkins
  • Do NOT support mascots
  • DON’T
  • Especially if they’re animals

This has been a Psa  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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maybe im wrong but im pretty sure mascots existed before yall started suckin dick in rabbit suits

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badplanets:

She flirted 
"write about me" 

and I told her
"break my heart first"

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whorville:

queenrxtchet:

ridge:

hit her with tha left

STOP

IM CRYING ACTUAL TEARS

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balfies:

todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors

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lifehackable:

More Life Advice Here

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

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Donna Vivino - No Good Deed

missmeganhepburn:

Appreciation for Donna Vivino’s FIyero riff & end belt of No Good Deed! Powerhouse!!!

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meanplastic:

I want to live in Paris Hilton’s $325000 Dog Mansion </3

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pussyjizz:

grass10:

grass10:

my brother is upset because he did not win the bug catching contest

my brother is in the United States Marine Corps

I want him to raw me

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sailorp00n:

the life

sailorp00n:

the life

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